One sunny afternoon, CUTIS suddenly announced that he had become a “business expert” overnight. Wearing a tiny pair of sunglasses and carrying a notebook under his arm, the mischievous monkey gathered everyone in the yard for what he proudly called his “Get Rich Quick Course.” Nobody knew what to expect, but the funny look on CUTIS’s face already made everyone curious.
“Welcome, students!” CUTIS shouted dramatically while standing on top of a plastic chair. “Today, I will teach you the secret to becoming rich in one single day!”
The audience immediately burst into laughter. Dad sat nearby trying not to smile, while Lyly and Xuka watched excitedly from the front row.
CUTIS grabbed a stick and pointed at a crooked drawing on a cardboard sign behind him. The drawing looked nothing like money, but CUTIS explained confidently, “Step one: Find bananas. Step two: Sell bananas. Step three: Buy more bananas. Then… BOOM! Rich forever!”
Everyone laughed loudly at his silly “business plan.”
But CUTIS was only getting started. He pulled out random objects from a bag—a spoon, a toy carrot, and even an old sock. “These are luxury products,” he announced proudly. “People will pay many bananas for them!”
Xuka laughed so hard he nearly fell over. Lyly covered her mouth while giggling nonstop. Even Mom couldn’t stop smiling at the monkey’s ridiculous ideas.
Then CUTIS tried teaching “marketing skills.” He walked around pretending to advertise his products like a famous salesman. “Buy this magical spoon and you’ll become smarter instantly!” he shouted dramatically.
At one point, CUTIS accidentally stepped backward and fell off the chair while still trying to continue his speech. The audience exploded with laughter and applause. Instead of feeling embarrassed, CUTIS quickly stood up, bowed proudly, and acted as if the fall had been part of the show all along.
Finally, Dad asked jokingly, “So CUTIS, how much money have you made from your course today?”
CUTIS proudly opened his tiny bag. Inside were only two bananas, one peanut, and a candy wrapper. He scratched his head awkwardly before smiling sheepishly.
Everyone laughed even harder at the hilarious result. Although CUTIS never became rich, his funny “Get Rich Quick Course” gave the audience something much more valuable—a day full of laughter, happiness, and unforgettable memories.
